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10 Secrets about Newest Mr. UOeM, No. 6 Will Send you Straight to Menopause

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Edger Owenga After akilimkwasi.blogspot.co.ke secured an exclusive interview with the newest model in town, Mr. UOeM, Edger Owenga, who clinched the Hottest man in the whole Eastern and Central Kenya Region title, we prepared 10 eye-watering and mouth gaping questions for him.  Below is the exclusive interview. All that you didn't know about this e nthralled Man? We got you! Before we start, do you feel like a celebrity? Tell us about the feeling of being famous YEAH , It’s a great feeling ,a very great experience,just feeling the love from every comrade that greets you on the way , it’s nice   1 .        Please tell us about your background (Where you grew up and where you went to High school) I grew up in western parts of Kenya ,went to Webuye SA primary school up to class seven then moved to a place called Nabiswa still in western where I did my KCPE exams. High school. Hehe!!! I went to the great Jomo Kenyatta High Scho...

‘ANDU A NYUMBA’ NOW AGREE UHURUTO IS A BIG LOSS TO THEM

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Dried River in Muranga After the astonishing voter turnout in Central Kenya where Kumira Kumira campaigns yielded desirable fruits made UHURUTO government clinch power for the second term. People were even more satisfied after the disputed election was affirmed by the SCOK. This was influenced by the mouthwatering ‘hopes’ that people were promised during campaigns including clean water and job opportunities. However, Muranga residents are now fed up with the consequences of Eastern Water Collector Tunnel. Although various leaders such as Raila Odinga raised alarm about the manner in which Jubilee government was implementing the project, UHURUTO forced their way and through the watchful eyes of Water CS. Eugine Wamalwa, The Tunnel of ‘death was Drilled anyway. Dying Rivers Barely two months, are the people of Muranga hungry. The ta ps have run dry. The rivers have reduced their water volume such that aquatic lives have completely been lost. Major rivers which used to dro...

FORGET MERSHY-SIDE DERBY, COMRADES KILLED IT IN AN ENTICING ENCOUTER. (Video)

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Mogak (with ball) leaving the opponents for dead!!! It was a day like no other when the young and energetic young men met one on one at the University of Embu’s grounds. It was an enticing match with remarkable eye capturing action packed total football pitting University of Embu’s Microbiology Department led by their Captain Magak (No.6) and their international Coach Mbugua Muigai Vs another invited team from Embu College. Also see  https://akilimkwasi.blogspot.com.tr/2018/01/us200-million-sought-to-build-and.html Sponsoring Team Leaving the Ground. The Match was organized and Sponsored by a group of  3 rd year Comrades namely Kenson Lumumba, Kiplagat Kibet Haron, George Ambege Alis Slim, Kenson Njiru and Chegee among others. The match was commissioned by an international referee as it has attracted talent as far as Tharakanithi County (Chuka University). Also See who was Here https://akilimkwasi.blogspot.com.tr/2018/02/culfestpapa-jones-mca-tri...

Road Accident Alert!!!

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A road accident has just occurred in Embu slightly 10 minutes past 5.00 pm today. Three vehicles involved. The accident has occurred at Gakegwori Bridge just few meters past the University of Embu on Meru- Nairobi Highway. Fatality of the accidents not disclosed but the University Rescue Team have been dispersed to the area to evaluate the situation and help the ‘injured’. More to Follow……

CULFEST:Papa Jones, MCA Tricky, Demakufu and Mamito were here, See Who'S Next!!

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Source: Facebook/images The biggest Cultural Festivals in Eastern and Central Kenya will be happening starting 8 Feb at the University of Embu grounds . The big event which has previously housed big names such as Papa Kaligraph Jones, Mercy Masika, MCA Tricky and Mamito, as well as DJ Demakufu, will kick off at 2 p.m this Thursday. Also Read : https://akilimkwasi.blogspot.co.ke/2018/02/martha-karua-pleading-with-uhuru-for.html Luckily, the Culfest, as it is commonly known will once again receive the biggest artists from across Kenya and one of them will be the one and only Otile Brown . The 5-star musician has recently involved himself in a scandalous beef with Timmy Tidat who is also expected to grace the event. Otile Brown confirmed the development through his social Media accounts as well as V-log which is available via youtube.  Also Read:  https://akilimkwasi.blogspot.co.ke/2018/01/us200-million-sought-to-build-and.html The exhibition will give a platfo...

MARTHA KARUA PLEADING WITH UHURU FOR HELP (See Images)

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After losing to Waiguru on the race to grasp Kirinyaga Gubernatorial race, Martha Karua, Alias The Iron Lady seem to be loosening her firm stand with the government. Also Read: https://akilimkwasi.blogspot.com/2018/02/the-newest-question-in-job-interviews.html This is after she pleaded with Uhuru Kenyatta for help. She was addressing a land grabbing scenario affecting Muthaiga Primary School land which is purported to be on the verge of being grabbed. The kids were demonstrating yesterday to condemn the retrogressive vice. While replying to Activist Boniface Mwangi tweet about the plights of this legendary primary school, Martha pleaded with Uhuru Kenyatta to help the school.

WHY YOU NEED COMPUTER GAMES SKILLS BEFORE GOING FOR A JOB INTERVIEW(See The Answer)

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Computer Games: Why employees are intrested with this!!! Job Interviews requires adequate preparation so that you can impress the interviewers from the word GO. It is your obligation to have adequate information concerning the questions you might face in front of your interviewing panel. Also Read:   https://akilimkwasi.blogspot.co.ke/2018/01/uhuru-finally-bows-to-pressure-and-send.html The newest skill that Job providers are looking for in a potential employee is amazing. It is not the academic qualification, neither is work experience, it is COMPUTER GAMES SKILLS.    Are you kidding me?? ,Of course not. You will be surprised to learn that employees are prioritizing the job vacancies to interviewee's Computer games skills. Why? Ordinarily, people have been indicating their hobbies and interest as games, jogging, touring the game parks, reading books among others. However, all of those hobbies require you to move away from your work st...