Exposed! Dirty Deeds Campus Students Do, which No One Will Tell You About.
After the
KCSE results are unconfined and the wheat is separated from ‘barley’, the
students privileged enough embark on the process of concocting to join the
universities of their choice, and most importantly to pursue the courses they
dream of. That is made possible by the fact that KUCCPS give students an
opportunity to apply for the universities of their choice online. APPLY HERE.
August and September. These new students join their respective
universities. This is where the life of “make believe” changes to actuality,
various revelations comes to reality, and an A in the University is either made
or lost in the first semester of the first year. Now, tell your neighbor to
keep her legs closed, we are unraveling what they have never told you. We are
basking open every doings that happen within the university premises.
Dear Fresh
High school graduates, new students in the universities are called “FRESHAS".
Unlike the high-school mono, a Fresha is a high-on demand species. All the
hungry second years through to fourth years, and also, though unfortunate, the
non-teaching staff wait eagerly for your admission so that they can get a fresh
smell of the sweat. (Vulgar)./
When the
freshas are admitted, they are taken through a process of acclimatization
commonly known as Orientation. This is when you are shown where the classrooms
are, where the gates are, where the latrines are, where the dining hall, called
students Mess is located and how you ‘pay as you eat’. You are also shown how
to think, how to speak, how to walk, how to bathe, how to sleep, how to google,
and also how you can google how to google. This is where you get new friends,
and unluckily, you don’t have the choice of who becomes your friend. If whoever
you befriend is a hyena, my sister, and your bones about to be chewed.
By the way, Orientation is very significant
as you always find freshas attending 4th-year classes, male using female washrooms
and others knocking a door to nowhere for hours before they realize their
mistake. In the first week, everyone is holy. The CU and YCS are always at
capacity. This is before the guys start realizing the freedom in the
Universities, which was lacking in the previous years. You start visiting keg
and spirits joints, you start group dating, you start playing pool table and
drinking alcohol, which are all available within the University
premises-legally and in abundance.
By the end
of the 3rd week, you realize you have been meeting this person often, you are
actually in love. The condoms are in plenty, actually everywhere in the
university. Therefore, you need not to ask why they are in surplus supply. The
game starts, chewing and getting chewed becomes the normalcy. If you are not
seeing someone, you feel very ugly, irrespective of whether you are actually
ugly in nature. Sleeping in each other’s room becomes the order of the day. By
the end of the 5th week, you are living together. We call it Cohabitation.
Sadly, the highest numbers of unwanted pregnancies and abortions occur in the
1st year. You not even aware of the emergency pills, am not telling you about
them either, therefore, abortions and pregnancies are plenty.
You barely
attend classes, you just send someone to sign the class attendance for you. For
your information, you will not sit for your exams if your class attendance is
below 70%. You then learn you need 40% in every exam to move to the next
semester. 40% is just a thing you can get after reading for 3 hours into the
exams. Therefore, you are always below C levels. The wiser ones know the
Libraries, and other reading materials are not ornaments, they use them
extensively. In the end, you realize you can’t do much to score above a Pass.
In fact, a Pass is a high-school D-. Be wise, be guided, get focused from day
1. I will tell you how, in the next blog.
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